Pizza lovers, rejoice, for the cheesy gods have smiled upon you all in the form of a new Pizza Hut apparel line hot and fresh out the oven. That’s right, the very same people who brought the hot dog crust pizza and a dresser full of ‘za to your mouth are now bringing that same genius sense of ingenuity to your wardrobe.
While this collection is most likely targeted at hipsters and their finely-tuned sense of irony, it’s impossible not to see all of the brilliant celebrity plug potential inherent in this array of savory designs. Karl Lagerfeld, for example, is obviously known for his signature pitch black shades. But now that it’s 2016, it feels like high time the godfather of fashion got a mini personal style makeover.
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While we know the designer would never be caught dead anywhere in the vicinity of actual carbs, shielding his eyes with a pizza printed lens seems like a fun way to both freshen up the octogenarian’s look while also paying testimony to that man’s formidable, superhuman levels of willpower and self-denial.
But Karl’s not the only one who deserves some melted cheese-covered merch. Here’s four more stars who would look right at home in some toasty pepperoni swag.
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Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles
Nothing makes a freshly rekindled relationship more official than twinning. That is, unless you take your twinning to the next level with some greasy ‘roni-laden garb. We think this elegant scarf would look right at home wrapped around Harry’s neck, while Kendall would look super cute long-boarding beside him on her chariot of cheese. (After all, she did say she wanted a skateboard for Christmas…)
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Cara has already proven she has no problem wearing her love for pizza literally on her sleeve. But if you’ve worn one face-obscuring pizza jumpsuit, you’ve worn them all. And since we already know the model loves a patterned pant, these leggings seem like the only logical next step.
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Bieber already confessed that his newly braided locks make him feel like a “douchebag.” And really, the only way to take his new look to the next level of douche-tastic is to toss on this “Stay Cheesy” chapeau and swap out those Beavis and Butt-Head socks for these artery-clogging foot coverings.
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Think of how much time Miley’s fans could save photoshopping pizza into all of her Instagram pictures if she was just covered in it at all times? The singer’s obsession with the junk food is already extremely well documented, so why not just go ahead and confirm what we were all thinking anyway, “pizza is bae.”
What do you think of Pizza Hut’s apparel line? Which piece is your favorite? Which celeb would you like to see wearing this collection?